Joke de Jour

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An old member of Probus was missing his sex life desperately so he went all the way to Bristol in order to pick up a prostitute and get one last exciting action. He noticed one lady of the night particular and started flirting with her. She quickly became annoyed and yelled, "Get lost old man! You're ruining business!"
"I really am anxious for your help tonight," blurted the old man.
"You've got to be kidding! She yelled, you're too old!  You're all finished!"
 "What did you say?" asked the old man.
 "You heard me! You're all finished!"
 "Oh, dear," replied the old man, as he reached for his wallet, "how much do I owe you?"